Troy Williamson trash talk

[Valley Avengers]

Do we get points in this league for dropped passes? Troy Williamson, really!?! Y'all are whack!

[Popes]

Nittany Dodgers bid on Troy Williamson! Time to turn in your Minnesota ID, sir. Or at least your Vikings fan club card.

[Liquid Swords]

How many Vikings does it take to screw in a light bulb?

[Liquid Swords]

How many Vikings does it take to win a Super Bowl?

[Nittany Dodgers]

Originally Posted by Popes

Nittany Dodgers bid on Troy Williamson! Time to turn in your Minnesota ID, sir. Or at least your Vikings fan club card.

Hey, I need another deep receiver. For 115 I figured he was worth the long shot. It's obvious the numbers he put up in college, and the measurables he obviously has, that he has a mental block cathcing the ball. I figured, and you of all people should know, that it was a cheap enough risk/reward bid. I wasn't going to go all out, but I figured I was getting 7:1 odds on my bid.

[Popes]

Originally Posted by thread title

Troy Williamson trash talk

Yeah, those are very logical reasons why you should bid on him, but this thread is not about logic, hence the thread title. It's about Viking's fans emotions! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BID ON WILLIAMSON AFTER THE CRAP HE PUT US THROUGH!

[Popes]

Originally Posted by Liquid Swords

How many Vikings does it take to win a Super Bowl?

I'll bite.

How many?

(Is there a punchline you need to be set up for? Or is the question the joke?)

I'm sure this is hilarious, either way [/sarcasm]

[Royal Hawaiian Opihi]

Originally Posted by Popes

I'll bite.

How many?

(Is there a punchline you need to be set up for? Or is the question the joke?)

I'm sure this is hilarious, either way [/sarcasm]

Segue... my 10 year old daughter just told me a joke: 'Q: How many boys does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but you have to ask him 50 times!' (note: she has a 13 year old brother!).

[Nittany Dodgers]

Originally Posted by Popes

Yeah, those are very logical reasons why you should bid on him, but this thread is not about logic, hence the thread title. It's about Viking's fans emotions! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BID ON WILLIAMSON AFTER THE CRAP HE PUT US THROUGH!

Oh, trash talk? Is that all we were doing?

OK, make the playoffs and then you can question my tactics.

Or, better yet, make the playoffs the next two years straight, which would bring you up to my career average rate of making the playoffs (4 times out of 6 seasons), and then you can question my tactics.

[Popes]

I'm pretty sure the only qualification necessary to make Vikings-related trash talk to be a Vikings fan. FF record irrelevant!

[Nittany Dodgers]

Originally Posted by Popes

I'm pretty sure the only qualification necessary to make Vikings-related trash talk to be a Vikings fan. FF record irrelevant!

Then please explain your bidding on Brett Favre. He's caused more true Viking-fan pain over the years than little Troy Williamson.

[Popes]

Well, from a logic stance, I think he plays this year and will be a nice undervalued player for whoever lands him = best tactical move for my team and my QB needs and cap space.

From a Vikings-fan perspective, I probably shouldn't bid on him! ;)

Except you know I like the Pack and have always appreciated Favre.

[Popes]

Plus, Favre gave us pain by being great (I can respect that). Williamson gave us pain by being terrible (no respect)!

[Nittany Dodgers]

Do as I say and not as I do?

Got it.

[Liquid Swords]

None. They screw in a boat.

Originally Posted by Popes

I'll bite.

How many?

(Is there a punchline you need to be set up for? Or is the question the joke?)

I'm sure this is hilarious, either way [/sarcasm]

[Popes]

Originally Posted by Nittany Dodgers

Do as I say and not as I do?

Got it.

Only if I *actually* felt that you shouldn't bid on Williamson, which I obviously don't.

[Popes]

double post

[Popes]

Originally Posted by Liquid Swords

None. They screw in a boat.

OK, I take the sarcasm back. That was actually VERY funny! I'll be using that one

[Burt the Butcher]

Originally Posted by Nittany Dodgers

Oh, trash talk? Is that all we were doing?

OK, make the playoffs and then you can question my tactics.

Or, better yet, make the playoffs the next two years straight, which would bring you up to my career average rate of making the playoffs (4 times out of 6 seasons), and then you can question my tactics.

Are these the same tactics you use in SAC'd, or you trying a whole new method of tact?

[Amish]

Originally Posted by Popes

Except you know I like the Pack and have always appreciated Favre.

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. ;)

[Popes]

Yeah, I get that a lot from my fellow Vikes fans

[Nittany Dodgers]

Originally Posted by Burt the Butcher

Are these the same tactics you use in SAC'd, or you trying a whole new method of tact?

Touche.

Though you don't see me trash talking much on the SAC'Ds boards, do you?

As soon as you see me spouting off on how Vince Young is a lock for 35 TDs, and Jonathan Stewart will win the ROY on his 2000 yards from scrimmage, and how I was going to wipe up the West on the back of Antwan Randel El, you can throw my career record in my face. I'm quiet on the SAC'D boards because I am too busy eating my humble pie.