In Honor Of Our Shitty Economy, Beer Facts...chew On This Over Lunch:

Preds · October 2nd, 2008, 11:55 AM

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash!

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle...... It's called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Makes You Proud To Be An American!

Burt the Butcher · October 2nd, 2008, 05:16 PM

"It is a fair wind that blew men to the ale."

October 2nd, 2008, 11:55 AM	#1
Preds *****istrator Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Hamburg, NY Posts: 17,292	In Honor Of Our Shitty Economy, Beer Facts...chew On This Over Lunch: If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago you would have $49.00 left. With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND, you would have $214.00 cash! Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle...... It's called the 401-Keg. A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon. Makes You Proud To Be An American! __________________ 4x Frenzy Champs! 2003, 2005, 2013 & 2022* ( co-champs with Roosters)* Email: preds1@gmail.com Cell: 716-481-8823

October 2nd, 2008, 05:16 PM	#2
Burt the Butcher Supreme FF Dominator Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Falcon, Colorado Posts: 18,457	Re: In Honor Of Our Shitty Economy, Beer Facts...chew On This Over Lunch: "It is a fair wind that blew men to the ale." __________________ What's the point in calling shots His cue ain't straight in line Cue balls made of Styrofoam And no ones got the time OUT---

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