Words of Wisdom: BEER

April 18th, 2002, 12:35 PM

Words of Wisdom: BEER

This is an explanation by Cliff Clavin of Cheers: One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this...

A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

"In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Brain Dead Squirrel Chasers · April 18th, 2002, 02:09 PM

Good ol Cliff..........I miss cheers.

Preds · April 22nd, 2002, 11:59 AM

hell, I don't get to see the hides even as an Admin,

is up with that

Jersey · April 22nd, 2002, 12:00 PM

these jokes are a lot of work

April 22nd, 2002, 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Parkwood Predators
hell, I don't get to see the hides even as an Admin, is up with that

hehe, yup, not my choice, emo installed the hide hack, making hidden shit visible to admins is something he had done extra to emotion.

I MAY ask him to do that here to but I think that we should have to reply to see their shit too.

BTW u can still cheat if u realllllly don't want to reply, u can just edit the post to see the hidden text since ur an admin!

April 23rd, 2002, 10:41 AM

show me the money...or something like that

The Immortal Ramirez · April 19th, 2004, 12:59 PM

Classic Cliff. Man, Cheers was great.

April 18th, 2002, 12:35 PM	#1
Nick_nac Guest Posts: n/a	Words of Wisdom: BEER Words of Wisdom: BEER This is an explanation by Cliff Clavin of Cheers: One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. "In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

April 22nd, 2002, 11:59 AM	#3
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April 23rd, 2002, 10:41 AM	#6
Skippy the One Eyed Beagle Guest Posts: n/a	reply show me the money...or something like that

April 19th, 2004, 12:59 PM	#7
The Immortal Ramirez PredsFF.com Portal News Reporters Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 1,210	Re: Words of Wisdom: BEER Classic Cliff. Man, Cheers was great.

April 18th, 2002, 02:09 PM	#2
Brain Dead Squirrel Chasers Feeding Frenzy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: San Jose, California Posts: 946	Good ol Cliff..........I miss cheers.

April 22nd, 2002, 12:00 PM	#4
Jersey NF-FFL Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Weehawken, NJ Posts: 565	these jokes are a lot of work

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