Elway Goes to Heaven

Liquid Swords · January 3rd, 2005, 03:55 PM

John Elway, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, John," said God. "This is very special because not everyone gets a house up here." John felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Black and Gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Steeler logo flag, and in every window, a Terrible towel. John looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point John?" "Well, why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "John, that's not Ben's house. It's mine."

Preds · January 3rd, 2005, 03:58 PM

aargh!!! friggin Steeler fans!

No matter, I firmly believe New England will be representing the AFC in the bowl for yet another season.

Liquid Swords · January 3rd, 2005, 04:09 PM

i'm a Browns and Colts fan. my boss sent this one to me...he's a Steelers fan. funny nonetheless....maybe I shouldv'e changed Elway to Marino and Roethlisberger to Manning....

Nittany Dodgers · January 3rd, 2005, 04:20 PM

I think the first version of this joke I heard involved Sammy Baugh.

Seriously, though, I heard this as a Viking/Packer joke back when the Vikes choked against Atlanta in the CC game. It's always a great joke though.

January 3rd, 2005, 03:55 PM	#1
Liquid Swords Frenzy and SAC'D Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Fishers, IN Posts: 15,540	Elway Goes to Heaven John Elway, after living a full life, died. When he got to heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little house with a faded Broncos flag in the window. "This house is yours for eternity, John," said God. "This is very special because not everyone gets a house up here." John felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his way up to the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It was a 3-story mansion with a Black and Gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flagpole with an enormous Steeler logo flag, and in every window, a Terrible towel. John looked at God and said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question. I was an all-pro QB, I won 2 Super Bowls, and I even went to the Hall of Fame." God said "So what's your point John?" "Well, why does Ben Roethlisberger get a better house than me?" God chuckled, and said "John, that's not Ben's house. It's mine." __________________ 4 time Frenzy Champion - 2021, 2019, 2018, 2016 - Liquid Swords 4 time SAC'D Champion - co-2022, 2021, 2019, 2010 - Disciples of the 36 Chambers

January 3rd, 2005, 03:58 PM	#2
Preds *****istrator Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Hamburg, NY Posts: 17,292	Re: Elway Goes to Heaven aargh!!! friggin Steeler fans! No matter, I firmly believe New England will be representing the AFC in the bowl for yet another season.

January 3rd, 2005, 04:09 PM	#3
Liquid Swords Frenzy and SAC'D Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Fishers, IN Posts: 15,540	Re: Elway Goes to Heaven i'm a Browns and Colts fan. my boss sent this one to me...he's a Steelers fan. funny nonetheless....maybe I shouldv'e changed Elway to Marino and Roethlisberger to Manning.... __________________ 4 time Frenzy Champion - 2021, 2019, 2018, 2016 - Liquid Swords 4 time SAC'D Champion - co-2022, 2021, 2019, 2010 - Disciples of the 36 Chambers Last edited by Liquid Swords; January 3rd, 2005 at 04:18 PM.

January 3rd, 2005, 04:20 PM	#4
Nittany Dodgers Feeding Frenzy Moderator Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Maplewood, MN Posts: 5,204	Re: Elway Goes to Heaven I think the first version of this joke I heard involved Sammy Baugh. Seriously, though, I heard this as a Viking/Packer joke back when the Vikes choked against Atlanta in the CC game. It's always a great joke though.

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