First blonde joke in a while

[pacificscrub]

A blind cowboy walks into a female biker bar, sits down, then says in a loud voice:

Hey! Anybody want to hear a blonde joke?

After a few moments of silence, the blonde bartender says,” in deference to your obvious condition, I think you should know that I’m blonde and I have a baseball bat back here. The bouncer by the door is blonde too. The woman to your left is a blonde black belt in Karate and the blonde to your right is a blonde wrestler. Finally, the blonde waitress is a female body builder. Now, do you really want to tell this joke?"

He thinks about it for a minute and then says, “No, not if I’m going to have to explain it five times.”

[Bounty Hunter]

[Burt the Butcher]

This joke ties in pretty well to your joke Bryan:
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Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.
As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps.
Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen.
I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'