Who do you support?

Brain Dead Squirrel Chasers · May 1st, 2003, 03:20 PM

An elementary teacher starts her first assignment at a school in San Diego and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Chargers fan.

She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Charger fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The Teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?"

"I'm an Bronco fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you an Bronco fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from Denver and my mom is an Bronco fan and my dad is a Bronco fan, so I'm a Bronco fan, too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Bronco fan! . You do not have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"

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Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."[/hide]

Ypsilanti Undead · May 1st, 2003, 03:50 PM

The great thing about this joke is that Raiders fans probably laugh the hardest.

September 15th, 2003, 04:01 PM

Cute. ;)

Urza's Ragers · September 18th, 2003, 05:00 PM

wat?

May 1st, 2003, 03:20 PM	#1
Brain Dead Squirrel Chasers Feeding Frenzy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: San Jose, California Posts: 946	Who do you support? An elementary teacher starts her first assignment at a school in San Diego and trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she's a Chargers fan. She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Charger fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The Teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says: "Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?" Because I'm not a Chargers fan," she replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked: "Well, if you're not a Chargers fan, then who do you support?" "I'm an Bronco fan, and proud of it," Mary replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Mary, why are you an Bronco fan?" "Because my mom and dad are from Denver and my mom is an Bronco fan and my dad is a Bronco fan, so I'm a Bronco fan, too!" "Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Bronco fan! . You do not have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?" Code: reply to see the puchline[hide] Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."[/hide]

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