An apple a day

This geezer goes in the pub, he sees the barman polishing a huge apple at the bar.

He asks the barman, whats with the apple ?.

The barman says 'a special I have on today, do you like vodka and orange?'

Bloke says 'yeah'

Barman says 'take a bite right there'

The bloke takes a bite and cant believe how much it tastes of vodka but asks the barman, where's the orange?

Barman says ' Turn it around'

so the guys turns it around and cant believe his taste, ' Just like Orange he says'.

Barman brings another up, 'This one's gin and tonic' he proclaims.

The bloke takes a bite from one side, sure enough tastes just like gin, turns it around, tastes just like tonic water.

He say 'thats amazing'

Just then a gorgeous blonde bird walks in. The bloke says to the barman, I'd like a taste of that.

Then the barman brings another super apple up.

The bloke says, ' Yeah right. now I know ya having me on.

The barman says taste it


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The bloke bites then spits the apple chunk out, and says, 'That tastes like shit'.

The barman says, 'Turn it around !!'[/hide]

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[Preds]

:confused:

[Urza's Ragers]

[Brain Dead Squirrel Chasers]

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