Soldier

April 23rd, 2002, 12:58 AM

The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier.

With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly

onto the field of battle to retrieve a dispatch

case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets,

he drove back to safety.

"Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending

you for a medal. You risked your life to save

the locations of our secret warehouses."

Reply to see the Punch Line[hide]

"Warehouses!?" the private shouted. "I

thought you said whorehouses!"
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Preds · April 23rd, 2002, 08:08 AM

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Urza's Ragers · April 23rd, 2002, 05:33 PM

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April 23rd, 2002, 12:58 AM	#1
Nick_nac Guest Posts: n/a	Soldier The officer shouted orders to a nearby soldier. With considerable bravery, the GI ran directly onto the field of battle to retrieve a dispatch case from a dead soldier. In a hail of bullets, he drove back to safety. "Private," the officer said, "I'm recommending you for a medal. You risked your life to save the locations of our secret warehouses." Reply to see the Punch Line[hide] "Warehouses!?" the private shouted. "I thought you said whorehouses!" [/hide]

April 23rd, 2002, 08:08 AM	#2
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