September 28th, 2002, 12:35 AM | #1 |
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A blonde joke
A Blonde girl just bought a new car and was tailgating
a man that she thought was gorgeous. She kept honking and passing and letting him pass and driving badly. Finally the man stopped and got out. The blonde stopped behind him. The man demanded, "Why are u tailgating me?" but then he cut her off and said, "Never mind. Look, I'm going to draw a circle on the ground. You stand in the circle and close your eyes, facing towards my car. DONT step out of the circle until i tell you to and DONT open your eyes or turn around." The blonde agreed, because she thought he was going to do something wonderful. Meanwhile the man started bashing her car in. When he was done wrecking it, he said,"Ok, turn around now." The blonde turned and looked at her brand new, but now destroyed car. She began giggling and laughing. the man was furious. "WHY are you laughing!?" Reply to see the punchline [hide]she looked shyly at him and said, "Well, when you werent looking, I stepped out of the circle."[/hide] |
September 28th, 2002, 09:24 AM | #2 |
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can guess at this one too...
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