Week 3 Notes from Sam Istician

[Nittany Dodgers]

The Indiana Undead’s 87.75 points was the 7th lowest in team history. Priest Holmes 34.1 points was the 10th highest in team history for a RB. Priest has scored over 30 points in each of the last 6 regular season games in which he has appeared. Daniel Graham’s 4.7 points was the 10th best TE total in team history. The Undead stay perfect against the Liquid Sword franchise, beating them for the 3rd straight time.

The Parkwood Predators improved to 3-0, their best start ever, despite their 4th lowest score ever with 93.8. LaDanian Tomlinson’s 31.35 points was the 8th best ever for a Predator running back. Shannon Sharpe’s 8.3 points was the Preds’ 9th best game ever from a tight end. The Predators remain unbeaten against the Peacekeeper’s franchise, having beaten the Indy Dragons, Rabid Llamas, and the Peacekeepers in successive years.

The Freedom are 1-2 for the third straight year. Their 108.35 points was the 8th best total in team history. Jeremy Shockey’s 12.2 points was the 4th best game from a Freedom tight end. Mike Vanderjagt’s 13.2 points was the 5th highest kicker score in team history. The Freedom take a 2-1 series lead against the Dodgers.

The Royal Hawaiin Opihi’s 67.65 points was the lowest ever in franchise history. The Tampa Bay D score of 19 tied the second best ever in team history.

The Rabid Domestic Peacekeepers franchise is 0-3 for the first time ever. This is also their first 3 game losing streak since the last three weeks of 2001, as the Indy Dragons. Their 53.5 points was the lowest ever in team history. Jeff Wilkins 11.6 points was the 5th best kicker score in team history.

The Liquid Sword franchise is 1-2 for the third straight year. Their 84.2 points was the 3rd lowest in franchise history.

Despite losing to the Ragers, the Jersey Toxic waste are still off to their best start ever at 2-1. This ends their 9 game winning streak dating back to last season. Their 73 points was the 5th lowest ever in franchise history. Todd Heap’s 13.5 points was the 3rd best tight end game in team history. Miami has become the leading defense for the Toxic Waste, passing New Orleans. Miami has 124 points in 15 games for the Waste.

The Wonder Mutts are off to their worst start ever at 0-3. Their losing streak, dating back to last season, is now 8 games.

The Bay Area Bloosucking Insects have tied their best start ever at 2-1, done also in 2001. They also take a 2-1 series lead against the Mutts.

The Brain Dead Squirrel Chasers are off to their best start ever at 2-1. Matt Hasselbeck’s 28 points was the 6th best QB game in team history. The Chasers remain unbeaten against the Opihi franchise. The Pittsburgh Defense passed the Philadelphia Eagles Defense to become the 2nd all time leading defense in Frenzy History, behind Tampa Bay. Pitt has 285 points in 24 games for a 11.9 average.

The Nittany Dodgers are off to their worst start ever at 0-3. They have also tied their franchise worst losing streak of 3 games, done previously in 2001 and 2002. Their 86.25 points was the 6th lowest score in team history. Tiki Barber’s 23.4 points was the 9th best RB game in team history. Sebastian Janikowski overtook John Carney to become the all time leading kicker in the Frenzy. Seabass has 224.4 points in 24 games for a 9.4 average.

Urza’s Ragers are off to their first 3-0 start ever. This also ties their franchise best winning streak of 3 games, done previously in 2001. Jamal Lewis’ 26.65 was the 10th highest RB total in team history. The Ragers beat the Jersey Toxic Waste for the 3rd time in three meetings.

[Royal Hawaiian Opihi]

The OPIHI are licking their wounds after this week's pathetic offensive showing. Thanks for giving us bulletin board fodder for next week, Sam... my team has enough pride to NEVER let this "lowest score ever" happen again.