The Blonde and the Ventriloquist
At a theater there is a ventriloquist doing a very nice show. Everybody is laughing, because this man is a very good performer. To finish the show the ventriloquist makes a joke about dumb blond women. Suddenly there is this blond woman standing up from the crowd, and she is not laughing at all, like everybody else, in fact she very upset and angry. She yells at the stage: “Who do you think you are, you should be ashamed about yourself!!” she continues:”don’t you read scientific magazines?”, “it has been proven that blond woman are far more intelligent then others”, “you are really a poor sucker with no brains whatsoever!”; “this dumb blond stuff should end forever, NOW!”
The ventriloquist is really shocked and replies:” Dear Madam, it wasn’t my intention to offend nobody, but…”
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The Woman yells: "Shut the **** up you imbecil, I was talking to the little guy!"[/hide]
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