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Ypsilanti Undead · November 26th, 2002, 01:41 PM

RAVENSWOOD (AP) -- Wire services this morning intercepted a telegram from Undead GM Jeremy Morse to his players. Excerpts are reprinted below without permission.

All right men good job stop Played great game against Predators but don't think this is over by a long shot stop Division not clinched and two tough games remain against division rivals stop No time for celebrating stop No flowers or candy for you this time stop We will be like Spartan warriors stop Come back with you shield or come back on it and all that stop Required reading this week "Gates of Fire" by Steven Pressfield stop Saw it on Phil Jackson's reading list stop Okay gotta keep this short they charge by the word you know and besides they're waiting for me on the back nine stop So take care, listen to what Coach Moustis tells you and don't forget to show up on Thursday and Sunday stop Stay focused and let's stomp the Opihi into poi paste stop Aloha means Goodbye, Have A Nice Early Offseason stop Keep it real -- BOSS MORSE stop

The Undead locker room seemed invigorated by the telegram and put in a hard morning practice. Starting QB Brett Favre had this to say: "It's nice that he takes the time to think of us, but I sure wish he'd stop with the telegrams... nobody really uses Morse Code anymore. And they're really annoying to read... in fact, I think they might be why my eyesight has been so bad the last couple of weeks."

November 26th, 2002, 01:41 PM	#1
Ypsilanti Undead Feeding Frenzy Join Date: May 2002 Location: Ypsilanti, MI Posts: 840	Report: Undead GM Telegrams Team RAVENSWOOD (AP) -- Wire services this morning intercepted a telegram from Undead GM Jeremy Morse to his players. Excerpts are reprinted below without permission. All right men good job stop Played great game against Predators but don't think this is over by a long shot stop Division not clinched and two tough games remain against division rivals stop No time for celebrating stop No flowers or candy for you this time stop We will be like Spartan warriors stop Come back with you shield or come back on it and all that stop Required reading this week "Gates of Fire" by Steven Pressfield stop Saw it on Phil Jackson's reading list stop Okay gotta keep this short they charge by the word you know and besides they're waiting for me on the back nine stop So take care, listen to what Coach Moustis tells you and don't forget to show up on Thursday and Sunday stop Stay focused and let's stomp the Opihi into poi paste stop Aloha means Goodbye, Have A Nice Early Offseason stop Keep it real -- BOSS MORSE stop The Undead locker room seemed invigorated by the telegram and put in a hard morning practice. Starting QB Brett Favre had this to say: "It's nice that he takes the time to think of us, but I sure wish he'd stop with the telegrams... nobody really uses Morse Code anymore. And they're really annoying to read... in fact, I think they might be why my eyesight has been so bad the last couple of weeks."