Sperm Bank Hold-Up
This guy walks into a sperm bank with a mask covering his face, and walks up the lady, shows her a gun and tells her to go open the vault. She says, "but sir, this is not a real bank, it's a sperm bank." He demands she opens the vault, and she does. He then demands that she drinks 2 vials of sperm. She says, "there aint no way i'm drinking that." So he shows her the gun again.
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She decides to drink the sperm, and right after she does the man takes off his mask and it's her husband and he says "see, I told
you it wouldn't kill ya."....[/hide]
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