[Burt the Butcher]

This statement just release from The ButcherShoppe:

"We have determined the Ghost Posting culprit - it was CurleyCue, who in their frenzied state, posting bumps to opposing coaches top WR's, in frustration on the record setting offer sheet of Mr. Adams, and subsequent simultaneous offer sheet signed by Mr. Evans, in addition to a reem of paper fax from Cards ex-capoloigist, showing the justification of letting both WR's walk. He then went into his rant, which has been resolved with a few bites of Limburger. He has been secluded into the Blue Room, and a tube of Certs mints, until the fit has passes.
We continue to try to track down both our Receivers in hopes of resolving this missing persons issue, and begin talks to negotiate a deal or provide exit papers"

More to come soon.