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Old May 10th, 2019, 10:34 AM   #1
Burt the Butcher
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Giants Chickens Organization in Disarray

NEWS FLASH - Posting on topic regarding Devante Adams signing offer sheet with the house of Cards:

THE Chickens Think Tank (MoMoney, Lawrence and Curley-Cue) have been clunking their heads together since the 3am call from Chicken owner, The Butcher, to come up with game plan for THE Chickens future. And after getting the call that their other golden boy, Mike Evans has been taken captive by some corpses with peg legs, arm hooks and eye patches, Curley-Cue was last seen running in circles, yelling out "MO LARRY CHEESE!!!" repeatedly.
So as of sunrise this morning, no real movement on management front yet on Devante.

P.S. The Butcher was last seen storming out of Chickens headquarters with some type of Valyrian steel tipped dagger, yelling "I'm coming Mikey!!". We are still looking into the meaning behind this.....
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Then some phantom poster bumping two other top WR's through off shore Butcher company.

Could this be a smoke screen ploy to throw off the scent of the UnDead?

We will be on the scene for 24x7 cover of this developing story....
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