I likes em Bill Hicks, but he's a comedian, and doesn't write, and doesn't comediate anymore, as the government killed him, but that's another story, but he has this hilariouss story about being in a waffle house one morning, reading a book, and the waitress asks him
"Watcha reading for?" after which he goes off on a rantangent about hilbillies and and illiteracy and the like, he's from Texas, but he han't write a run0-on sentence like I can, I'm from upstate New York, but I like them Dallas Cowboys, so shoot me now;)
Fave author:
Robert Anton Wilson