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Originally Posted by Royal Hawaiian Opihi

Stardate 20180515... The Royal Hawaiian Opihi, under the leadership of owner Jim White, have announced the hiring of ALEXANDER HAMILTON to be their new "Director of Capology." Prior to this, Mr. White had been the "chief cook and bottle washer" for the Opihi. But like Chip Kelly's brief tenure in the NFL, it's clear that some people just aren't cut out to be all things for all people. Though a decent evaluator of talent, Jim clearly doesn't have what it takes to handle an excel spreadsheet in the Frenzy League. Enter Hamilton.

Alexander was an influential interpreter and promoter of the U.S. Constitution, as well as the founder of the nation's financial system, the Federalist Party, the United States Coast Guard, and The New York Post newspaper. As the first Secretary of the Treasury, Hamilton was the main author of the economic policies of the George Washington administration. He took the lead in the funding of the states' debts by the Federal government, as well as the establishment of a national bank, a system of tariffs, and friendly trade relations with Britain. His vision included a strong central government led by a vigorous executive branch, a strong commercial economy, with a national bank and support for manufacturing, plus a strong military.

The Opihi think he's more than qualified for this executive-level position.
His first move will be letting a 2018 RFA Opihi go to get under the cap space as a result of the "2018 Frenzy App-Gate" fiasco that has recently been the talk of the league.

When asked about a comment on his new position, A.Ham responded:

Alexander Hamilton, my name is Alexander Hamilton, there's a lot of things I haven't done, but just you wait, just you WAIIIITTT!

BTW, just last week I bought tix (row A Dress Circle) to see Hamilton in Chicago on October 12th for our 27th anniversary. I've listened to the original cast recording on my headphones so many times on flights, can't wait to see it in person!