A blonde joke
 

A Blonde girl just bought a new car and was tailgating
a man that she thought was gorgeous. She kept honking
and passing and letting him pass and driving badly.

Finally the man stopped and got out. The blonde
stopped behind him. The man demanded, "Why are u
tailgating me?" but then he cut her off and
said, "Never mind. Look, I'm going to draw a circle on
the ground. You stand in the circle and close your
eyes, facing towards my car. DONT step out of the
circle until i tell you to and DONT open your eyes or
turn around."

The blonde agreed, because she thought
he was going to do something wonderful. Meanwhile the
man started bashing her car in. When he was done
wrecking it, he said,"Ok, turn around now." The blonde
turned and looked at her brand new, but now destroyed
car. She began giggling and laughing. the man was
furious. "WHY are you laughing!?"

Reply to see the punchline
[hide]she looked shyly at him and said, "Well, when you werent looking, I stepped out of the circle."[/hide]

can guess at this one too...